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How to Annoy Your Siblings :)

“GO AWAY!” My brother screams in annoyance as he pushes me to the other side of the car. This is how I do it—annoying people (especially my older brother). Sometimes I really enjoy seeing him so pissed at me. Payback for everything mean you’ve done when we were little. Don’t know how to annoy the heck out of someone? I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve….

First: Get your target in a place where he/she can’t escape. It’s no use if they can just run out and get away from your awesome, smart ways. One of my best “trapping” places: THE CAR. Try to run during a road trip? No way. In this case, my brother is sitting in the very corner of the car, and of course, I am there squished purposely right next to him. Hehehehehe….

Next: Start making obnoxious noises, right in their face. Don’t make it loud enough so that your parents get annoyed, but only loud enough so that your target can easily hear you. Make noises like EFVIUANJASNSIXI or AIUEUQCHBZBSSSS.

There you’ve got it! A fresh, new and annoyed sibling. Who doesn’t want that? 🙂