This is a part of my My Favorite Mistake essay:

With the remote in his hand, my cousin, hyper from who knows what, bombarded himself on my stomach, remote-first. I know you must be thinking, Oh, how much could a remote hurt? A lot. If you had it chugged into your body, you’d understand. I glared at him, but he was just a baby, he couldn’t understand. Omff…OMFFF…OWWW! That evil face of his laughed innocently in excitement as he crumpled my body, using what little weight he carried.